34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience

Reddit users were asked to sum up their first time with a GIF. The responses were magnificent.posted on 

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34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
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34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
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34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience

34. And the worst GIF.

34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience

Cute Love sms text Messages

Without Love — dayz are
Without Love — dayz are
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

Love sms Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful
Love sms Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
Love sms When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
Love smsWrite on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
Love sms If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
Love sms I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
Love sms First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
Love sms If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
Love sms I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
Love sms if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Love sms If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me.. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
Love sms Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Love sms Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
Love sms You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
Love sms circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
Love sms L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
Love sms You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you arealways running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
Love sms can I have “U”?
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
Love sms you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?
Love smsLove is like a golden chain
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!By Ikram Marwat
Love smssweet as a rose bud bright
sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1By Ikram Marwat
Love smsI have liked many but loved
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.By Ikram Marwat
Love smsSometimes My eyes get jealouse
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz…..You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. By Waseem
Love smsuv been called b4 cupids
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?By Ikram Marwat
Love sms I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your placeBy Ikram Marwat
Love smsUr only mine wen i dream.wen
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsI believe that God above
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsGirl ur clever girl ur smart.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! By Ikram Marwat
Love smstoday a few drops of blood
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was “There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.By shehran ayub
Love smsL is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love By fortuneteller91
Love smsLove is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving By Arsh

Remember me like pressed flower
Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life… sonu verma

My love that shall not die
My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow oldby shumaila

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long timeby Saima

My love for you is a journey
My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never By Puja

Dont give password of our Love
Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password “I LOVE U” It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.Byshaheryar.

postman said it was too big !!!!!
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
Love sms If the people we love are stolen away
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin’them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever…
Love sms the hardest thing in life
the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
Love smsPush down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me… that is sweet of you …… Very sweet indeed …. You can stop now ….. You really miss me, hé :-) …. me too
Love sms In the morning I do not eat
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Love sms I would like to be a tear
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
Love sms It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!

Love sms 3 words made my heart beat faster
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
Love sms To the whole world you are somebody
To the whole world you are somebody….but to somebody you are the whole world
Love sms how can I be lonely
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
Love sms Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
Love smsIf I would get a rose for every
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, … thinking of youBy Ikram Marwat
Love smsLonely? no, how can I be lo
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love youBy Ikram Marwat
Love smsThey learned me that one hours
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsFar away from here, totally
Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.By Ikram Marwat
Love smsa sweet little rabbit
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses…By Ikram Marwat
Love smsIf a raindrop would mean ..
If a raindrop would mean … I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it wouldrain all day !By Ikram Marwat
Love smsUll always be mine 4 now
Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always love u!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsIve got ur bak & uve got mine
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my love & my bestfriend By Ikram Marwat
Love smsUve won my love now
Uve won my love now I love u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsAccidents do happen.i slip-
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u By Ikram Marwat

you are also my best friend!
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
Love sms Broken hearts have no spare parts
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has no spare parts
Love sms Last night one tear dropped out of my eyes
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
Love smsI love two things
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
Love sms no such darling whom I love
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
Love sms If I die and go to heaven
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
Love sms You are always in my heart
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

Love sms There Were Times You Make Me Cry.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry… Looking 4 A Reason Why… There Were Times You Make Me Fly…Stay With Me Until I Die…Stay With Me…
Love sms I am looking for a word.
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says…that you are the best !!!
Love sms When the night comes, look at the sky.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!
Love sms Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
Love smshey! if the sun forgets
hey! if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure that i can nver forget u BY ALA
Love smsred is 4 blood,blood
red is 4 blood,blood is 4 heart ,heart is 4 love,love is 4 u and ur 4 meBY ALA
Love smsGod saw me hungry he created
God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me BY ALA
Love smswhat is love? it is a model
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn’t happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much BY ALA
Love smseyes without tears
eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could that be possible? BY ALA
Love smssome times mu heart ask me
some times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA
Love smsYou know dat i wont do u rong,
You know dat i wont do u rong, dis love i feel is far too strong, cuz now ive waited far too long, u cant just lead me on, dont jus talk..Make it Happen By Mulla
Love smsYou r like the Sunshine so
You r like the Sunshine so warm,You r like Sugar so sweet,You r like You….& thats the reason why i love u…….By Zarak
Love smsI,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Crazily, Think about you!By Zeeshan-dhk
Love smsThe best and most beautiful
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart By N.W.KHAN
Love smsNo one escapes from love,
No one escapes from love,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
We feel we’ll never be apart. By N.W.KHAN
Love smsTime will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me By Shano
Love smsIf a smile could be a raindrop
If a smile could be a raindrop,I wish that it keeps raining throughout your life so there would be no place for tears in your life. By Mukhoji
Love sms What is a flower without
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you By Ikram Marwat
Love smsTomorrow there is an other
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i’d rather spend with you….without you there is no joy, only pain!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsMy Love,Words however special.
My Love,Words however special… could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.By Ikram Marwat

Twitter Pick-up Lines!

Twitter Pick-up Lines!

It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

If you were a tweet, I’d favorite you, but I wouldn’t retweet you. I don’t want to share you with anyone else.

If you were a tweet, you’d be my only favorite.

Babe in my mind, you’re always trending.

I usually don’t follow someone on the first night, but for you I’ll make an exception.

Every breath you take… every tweet you make… I’ll be following you.

A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!

If you go out with me, I promise I’ll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!

Follow me so I can DM you “tweet” dreams.

I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!

Twitter needs a fire department, because you’re smokin’!

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?

You must be in a wrong place… the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.

Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

You’ve got me feeling twitterpated!

Girl you’re so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!

I could read your random thoughts all night long.

Hey, I just followed you… and this is crazy… but follow me back… so I can DM you baby!

I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart… I’m here to apply!

Car and Truck Pick-up Lines!

Car and Truck Pick-up Lines!

If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.

Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system?  I need directions to get into your pants.

Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?

Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.

I need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.

Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.

I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

Ever had sex in bucket seats?

Do you know what the difference is between you and my car?  I’d love to wreck you.

My nuts are made of titanium.

Would you like to blow my headgasket?

Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your highbeams on… yet.

Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?


Music Pick-up Lines

Music Pick-up Lines for Musicians and Band Geeks!

If I were a drum I’d let you bang me all night long!

You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!

This cello isn’t the only big wood between my legs.

Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin’ me horny!

I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?

Let’s make some sweet music together, honey.

You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.

I can make you hit all the high notes!

You had me at cello.

Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?

Would you like to play my organ?

I’d like to finger your fret board.

Flute players provide some cheap trills.

I C Major potential in us getting together.

Good boys deserve more than just fudge.

Girl, you give me a tromboner.

Save a drum, bang a drummer.

This reed isn’t the only thing I can get wet.

That’s a nice set of mallets you have.

Damn girl, you’re lookin’ sharp!

I’d love to strum your g-string

I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn’t mean I can’t show you a good time.

Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?

The pads on my MPC2000XL aren’t the only thing I’ll be banging tonight.

My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.

I bet that flute isn’t the only thing you know how to blow.

Slow down girl, you’re giving me a woodwind.

You wanna grease my slide?

You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you’re just perfect!

I bet we’d get into some serious Treble together.

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long!

Let’s play a love game. I’ll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I’ll let you take a ride on my disco stick.


Suggestive and Dirty Pick-up Lines!

Suggestive and Dirty Pick-up Lines!

Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!

I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.

Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ between ‘F’ and ‘CK’

F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Laura?

Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.

Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.

What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ‘em hot and leave ‘em wet!

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!

Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

“Do you like cherries?” [No.] “Ok, can I have yours?”

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.

Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I’ll throw you my meat.

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”

At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?

Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

I’m not Asian but I’ll still eat your cat.

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

I have a job for you, but it blows!

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.

Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

You’re so hot you could make a deceased man’s dick rise from the dead!

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.

Do you work at the wood store? Cause I could’ve sworn you gave me wood before.

Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.

I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…

Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the f**k outta me!

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

Do you like jewels? [Yes/No] well, suck my dick, it’s a gem.

They say sex is a killer… Do you want to die happy?

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.

So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.

If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

We’re out of bleach. Do you want to go in the janitor’s closet and make out?

There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

What do you like for breakfast?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.

You remind me of a championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Do you take Visa?

Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

You are the reason that god invented boners.

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

If you’re feeling down, I can fill you up.

There are so many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talking?

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns?

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

I’m a burglar and I’m gonna smash your backdoor in.

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.

I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!

You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I’ll put my head in your mouth.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

[Look down at your crotch] It’s not just going to suck itself.

I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

[Hold up a screw] Wanna screw?

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?

[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.

How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

“I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?.” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceburg!” you do down.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

I’m easy. Are you?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.

I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help…

Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?

Hey baby, I’ll f**k you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we’re done.

Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.

Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?

I just popped a Viagra. So, we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna f**k you.

Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?

I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.

Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that.

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”

How much will $20 get me?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines… nice tits.

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?

Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!

I’m with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.

I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!

I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

You wanna go out this weekend?

[Sorry, I have a boyfriend]

I have a math test tomorrow


Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines!


Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.


You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!


Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Be unique and different, say yes.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.

if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

When God made you, he was showing off.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.

I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you a beaver? Cause dam!

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.

I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

Wow! Are those real?

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

You are the reason men fall in love.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

You better call Life Alert, ’cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You should be someone’s wife.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.

if we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

Stare at girl . (“What’re you staring at?”)

You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

You’re hotter than donut grease.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

If you were a steak you would be well done.

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

On The Phone

She/He says: “Hold on”

You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.


Billboard’s the biggest ‘Love’ songs to ever hit the Hot 100

In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’ve ranked the biggest ‘Love’ songs to ever hit the Hot 100



“Love Song” – Sara Bareilles

Hot 100 Peak: No. 4 (2008)

The singer from Eureka, Calif. made her chart debut with this song. Although it didn’t reach No. 1 on the Hot 100, it topped the Adult Contemporary and Adult Pop Songs charts and was the No. 1 song of the year on the annual recaps of those two lists.


“Baby Love” – The Supremes

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (1964)

When this song reached the top of the Hot 100, the Supremes became the first Motown act to have two No. 1s. Just a few months earlier, they were known around Berry Gordy’s company as “the no-hit Supremes,” but that changed when their previous single, “Where Did Our Love Go,” achieved pole position.


“Love Story” – Taylor Swift

Hot 100 Peak: No. 4 (2009)

It’s not a surprise that Swift wrote this song based on a real guy she was dating. Her family disapproved, inspiring her to base the song on the most famous “Love Story” of all, “Romeo and Juliet,” but this time with a happy ending.


“Part-Time Lover” – Stevie Wonder

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 (1985)

Wonder admitted that this song was heavily inspired by two previous Motown hits – “You Can’t Hurry Love” and “My World Is Empty Without You,” both by the Supremes. It was his ninth No. 1 and the first single to top five different Billboard charts.


“Lovin’ You” – Minnie Riperton

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 (1975)

After singing with Chess Records’ the Gems and Rotary Connection, Riperton joined Stevie Wonder’s backing vocalists, Wonderlove, in 1973. A year later she signed with Epic, with Wonder producing her first album. The initial single failed to chart but the follow-up was “Lovin’ You.”


“You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’” – The Righteous Brothers

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks (1965)

Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil wrote this song on a rented piano at the Chateau Marmont on the Sunset Strip, inspired by the Four Tops’ “Baby I Need Your Loving.” Their dummy lyrics were “You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’” but producer Phil Spector liked them so much he kept them. The trio completed the song by writing the bridge at Spector’s home.


“This Guy’s In Love With You” – Herb Alpert

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (1968)

Alpert sang this Burt Bacharach/Hal David song to his wife on the beach in Malibu on a CBS special. The next day, the network was inundated with calls from viewers asking where they could buy the song. One day later, A&M released a single and it became the label’s first No. 1.


“Don’t Let Go (Love)” – En Vogue

Hot 100 Peak: No. 2 (1997)

The 12th entry on the Hot 100 for this female vocal group from Oakland, Calif., it proved to be their biggest hit, with four weeks in the runner-up spot. The song was recorded for the soundtrack to “Set It Off,” starring Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett.


“Justify My Love” – Madonna

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks (1991)

The video for this song was too steamy for MTV, which refused to air it. Within hours of the network’s decision, Warner/Reprise Video announced that “Justify My Love” would be the first commercially released video single. ABC’s “Nightline” then aired the entire video, uncensored.


“That’s The Way Love Goes” – Janet Jackson

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for eight weeks (1993)

Jackson’s first single for Virgin was based on a sample from a James Brown No. 1 R&B hit from 1974, “Papa Don’t Take No Mess.” On first listen, Jackson wasn’t thrilled with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis’ track; the producers asked her to take it with her on her two-week Christmas vacation and when she returned she told them it was “the bomb.”


“The Power of Love” – Celine Dion

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (1994)

Queens, N.Y. native Jennifer Rush was signed to CBS in Germany and found international success with her fourth single, written about her boyfriend Steven. The song kept failing in America, with low-charting versions by Rush herself and Air Supply and a slightly better showing for Laura Branigan. Finally it was a No. 1 smash for Dion, who told Billboard, “If you want to open up and sing strong, you could not have a better song than ‘Power of Love.’”


“I Love You Always Forever” – Donna Lewis

Hot 100 Peak: No. 2 (1996)

Welsh singer Donna Lewis just couldn’t eject Los Del Rio’s “Macarena” from pole position, so her only single to reach the top 40 of the Hot 100 had to settle for nine weeks at No. 2. She fared better on the Radio Songs chart, where the song was No. 1 for 12 weeks.


“I Just Called to Say I Love You” – Stevie Wonder

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for three weeks (1984)

Dionne Warwick told the producers of the Gene Wilder film “The Woman in Red” they should ask Wonder to compose the soundtrack. That’s how the film became an Oscar winner; this song, written for the movie, claimed the Academy Award for Best Original Song.


“Greatest Love of All” – Whitney Houston

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for three weeks (1986)

Michael Masser and Linda Creed wrote this song for the film “The Greatest,” a Muhammad Ali biopic. George Benson’s soundtrack single peaked at No. 24 in 1977. Later, when Houston auditioned for Clive Davis, she performed the song, and then it became the B-side of her first Arista single, “You Give Good Love.” Months later, radio airplay forced it out as the fifth single from Houston’s debut album.


“The Power of Love” – Huey Lewis & the News

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks (1985)

Asked to contribute a song to the “Back to the Future” soundtrack, Lewis said he had the perfect tune: “In the Nick of Time.” Negotiations went on so long, Lewis gave the song to another film, “Brewster’s Millions.” The “Future” folks were upset but Lewis said he had a second perfect song, “Back in Time.” For another scene, Lewis came up with “The Power of Love,” which became the movie’s breakout hit.


“Dreamlover” – Mariah Carey

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for eight weeks (1993)

Carey and producer Dave Hall did not have the title “Dreamlover” when they started writing the song. “Usually…[I] do an untitled song,” says Hall. “We’ll grab the hook and use that as a title.” Their collaboration gave Carey her then-longest-reigning No. 1 hit.


“Love Hangover” – Diana Ross

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks (1976)

Other labels were heavily into disco in 1976 but not Motown. So it was an anomaly for Ross to record this Pam Sawyer/Marilyn McLeod tune. Ross had no problem with the slow, seductive first half but started laughing when the beats-per-minute increased, protesting she couldn’t sing that part. Producer Hal Davis created a club atmosphere in the studio and Ross got into it, resulting in another No. 1 hit for the former Supreme.


“Can’t Help Falling in Love” – UB40

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for seven weeks (1993)

Elvis Presley’s version peaked at No. 2 in 1962. Three decades later, UB40 was asked to remake the song for the soundtrack to “Honeymoon in Vegas.” The producers passed over their version in favor of one by Bono of U2. The UB40 recording might have gone unreleased, but the music supervisor of another film, “Sliver,” rescued the track from the Virgin vaults.



“I Knew I Loved You” – Savage Garden

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (2000)

After producer Walter Afanasieff delivered the new Savage Garden album to Columbia, he was given a message to take back to the band: “It’s an artistic masterpiece. But we want another ‘Truly Madly Deeply.’” (the duo’s first No. 1). A furious Darren Hayes went away for 10 minutes with bandmate Daniel Jones and came back with a completed song, “I Knew I Loved You” (the duo’s second No. 1).



“I Want to Know What Love Is” – Foreigner

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks

There wasn’t unanimous agreement among the members of Foreigner that this song would be a great single for the group. Lou Gramm thought it might do irreparable damage to their rock image and Rick Willis thought it was “fluffy.” Mick Jones told Billboard the track was released “because it was coming out at Christmas and it had the right kind of mood.”



“What’s Love Got to Do With It” – Tina Turner

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for three weeks (1984)

Newly signed to Capitol, Turner’s first single for the EMI-owned label was a cover of Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together,” which peaked at a disappointing No. 26 on the Hot 100. The follow-up was an original, though U.K. pop quartet Bucks Fizz recorded it first. Their version went unreleased and Turner had her first No. 1 in the U.S.


“She Loves You” – The Beatles

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks (1964)

John Lennon and Paul McCartney wrote “She Loves You” on a tour bus in Yorkshire, England. It was producer George Martin’s idea for them to start with the chorus of “She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah” instead of the first verse.


“(Love Is) Thicker Than Water” – Andy Gibb

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks (1978)

Robin Gibb was considered the “chart freak” in the family but Andy was an avid chart watcher too, and he kept track of his second single’s progress up the Hot 100. “It slowed down…we were all a little scared,” he once recalled. “It lost…its jump in sales activity. And then…it just picked up and nothing stopped it.”


“I Think I Love You” – The Partridge Family

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for three weeks (1970)

David Cassidy and his stepmother Shirley Jones were the only cast members of the TV series who appeared on the group’s recordings, and Jones says, “I did very little…I literally was the backing vocals for David. I never thought I’d have a gold record…it hangs on my wall and I’m very proud of it.”


“Love Rollercoaster” – Ohio Players

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for one week (1976)

After struggling for 15 years, the group scored a No. 1 hit in 1975 with “Fire,” from their first album for Mercury. The follow-up LP, “Honey,” yielded a single, “Sweet Sticky Thing,” that stalled at No. 33. It was the second single, “Love Rollercoaster,” that returned the group to pole position.


“I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)” – Whitney Houston

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks (1987)

George Merrill and Shannon Rubicam wrote “How Will I Know” for Houston. Asked to submit another song, they sent “Waiting for a Star to Fall,” and when the answer was no, they recorded it themselves as Boy Meets Girl. Encouraged to try again, it only took them two days to write “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me).” This time, Clive Davis said yes.


“Love Will Keep Us Together” – Captain and Tennille

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (1975)

Four months after he was No. 1 on the Hot 100 with “Laughter in the Rain,” Neil Sedaka was back on top, as a songwriter, thanks to Captain and Tennille’s cover of a song A&M’s Kip Cohen heard on the “Sedaka’s Back” album.


“Roses Are Red (My Love)” – Bobby Vinton

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (1962)

A hitless Vinton was about to be dropped by Epic, when he found this song in a reject pile and asked to be given one more chance. He recorded it as an R&B tune. “It was the worst sounding thing you ever heard in your life,” he admits. The label agreed to a second session with a new arrangement, added strings and a vocal choir and the result was a No. 1 on the Hot 100.


“Crazy in Love,” Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for eight weeks (2003)

The first single from Beyoncé’s first post-Destiny’s Child album (“Dangerously in Love”) became the first No. 1 of her solo career. “I asked Jay to get on the song the night before I had to turn my album in,” Beyoncé told Billboard. “Thank God he did. It still never gets old, no matter how many times I sing it.”


“To Sir With Love” – Lulu

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for five weeks (1967)

Lulu hated the songs the producers of the film “To Sir With Love” were considering for the soundtrack. She asked her friend Mark London to write a title song she could sing. He composed the music in five minutes and the next day Don Black wrote the lyrics. “I was over the moon,” says Lulu.


“Vision of Love” – Mariah Carey

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (1990)

Right after she was signed to Columbia, Carey wrote her debut single with Ben Margulies. She described the composition as being not so much a love song as a celebration of her life at the time.


“It Must Have Been Love” – Roxette

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for two weeks (1990)

Originally recorded as a Christmas song in Sweden in 1987, this track was revised by Per Gessle when he was asked to update it for the “Pretty Woman” soundtrack. “I heard the director really loved the song,” says Gessle. “I also heard he re-edited the movie to get it in there.”


“Love Takes Time” – Mariah Carey

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for three weeks (1990)

Her first album was being mastered when Carey played a demo of this song for label president Don Ienner aboard a plane. Carey was told the song was a “career-maker” and despite her protests, the presses were stopped and the song was added to her debut release.


“Woman in Love” – Barbra Streisand

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for three weeks (1980)

Barry and Robin Gibb wrote the song for Streisand but the former told Billboard he gives the artist most of the credit. “At least 80 per cent of the success of the record belongs to her.”


“Love Is Blue” – Paul Mauriat

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for five weeks (1968)

Five years after he co-wrote Peggy March’s No. 1 hit “I Will Follow Him,” Mauriat was back on top of the Hot 100 with an instrumental cover of “L’Amor Est Bleu,” Luxembourg’s entry in the 1967 Eurovision Song Contest. Vicki Leandros performed the song, which placed fourth in the annual songfest.


“To Know Him Is to Love Him” – The Teddy Bears

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for three weeks (1958)

Phil Spector was inspired to write the song by a photograph of his father’s tombstone at Beth David Cemetery in New York. The inscription read: “To Know Him Was to Love Him.”


“Crazy Little Thing Called Love” – Queen

Hot 100: No. 1 for four weeks (1980)

Freddie Mercury wrote the song while languishing in his bath at the Munich Hilton. He leapt from the tub and ran to his guitar and piano to lay down the melody. His label was reluctant to release the song in the U.S. but radio stations played the imported U.K. single anyway, forcing an American release.


“Because You Loved Me” – Celine Dion

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for six weeks (1996)

After viewing the film “Up Close and Personal,” Diane Warren met with director Jon Avnet to talk about her vision of the song she was to compose for his movie. The next morning in her office, she recalls, “The chorus lyrically and musically wrote itself.”


“My Love” – Paul McCartney and Wings

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (1973)

McCartney wrote “My Love” about one of the members of his post-Beatles band, Wings. The inspiration for the sentimental ballad was Scarsdale, N.Y.-born Linda Louise Eastman, a professional photographer before she married McCartney on March 12, 1969.




“Bleeding Love” – Leona Lewis

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (2008)

Ryan Tedder and Jesse McCartney wrote the song, inspired by the latter’s long-distance romance with his girlfriend. McCartney wanted the song for himself but his label was unenthusiastic so it went to the winner of the third season of “The X Factor” in the U.K.


“I Can’t Stop Loving You” – Ray Charles

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for five weeks (1962)

Back in 1958, Don Gibson wrote two songs one hot afternoon in Knoxville, Tenn. – “Oh Lonesome Me” and “I Can’t Stop Loving You.” Four years later, Charles only needed to hear the first two lines of the latter before deciding to record it for his album “Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music.”


“Best of My Love” – The Emotions

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for five weeks (1977)

When the Stax label folded, the three Hutchinson sisters had to find a new home. They were signed to a production company run by Maurice White of Earth, Wind & Fire. With group member Al McKay, White wrote this song specifically for them and the lead voice of Wanda Hutchinson.


“Because I Love You (The Postman Song)” -Stevie B

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for four weeks (1990)

Songwriter Warren Allen Brooks says his No. 1 hit was a “spiritual song,” even if people think he was writing about love between a man and a woman. “It’s really about me and God having a personal relationship.”



“Let Me Love You” – Mario

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for nine weeks (2005)

Mario didn’t realize this song was going to be so huge. “I didn’t know it would touch so many people,” he says. “But it was an emotional song and those records last forever.”


“I Will Always Love You” – Whitney Houston

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for 14 weeks (1992)

Houston’s signature song was originally a No. 1 hit for the woman who composed the tune, Dolly Parton. Her version topped the Hot Country Songs chart in 1974 and again in 1982.



“Silly Love Songs” – Wings

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for five weeks (1976)

1976 was a very good year for love songs achieving pole position on the Hot 100. First there was “Love Rollercoaster” by the Ohio Players, followed by Paul Simon’s “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover,” “Love Machine” by the Miracles, “Let Your Love Flow” by the Bellamy Brothers, “Love Hangover” by Diana Ross and the longest-running “love” No. 1 of the year, Wings’ “Silly Love Songs.”


“How Deep Is Your Love,” Bee Gees

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for three weeks (1977)

Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb hadn’t seen the script for the movie that became “Saturday Night Fever” when they wrote “How Deep Is Your Love” for the soundtrack. They weren’t even certain that there was a love scene in the film. They intended the song for Yvonne Elliman, but their manager Robert Stigwood insisted they record it themselves.



“We Found Love” – Rihanna feat. Calvin Harris

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for 10 weeks (2011)

What could be more romantic than finding love in a “hopeless place”? Rihanna scored the biggest hit of her career (and the top ‘love’ song of the 21st century) with only her fourth Hot 100 entry to feature “love” in the title, following “If It’s Lovin’ That You Want” (2005), “Hate That I Love You” (2007) and her featured role on Eminem’s “Love the Way You Lie” (2010).



“I’ll Make Love to You” – Boyz II Men

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for 14 weeks (1994)

When the members of Boyz II Men first heard Babyface’s composition “I’ll Make Love to You,” they were concerned about recording a song that was too similar to their previous hit, “End of the Road.” Nathan Morris explains, “The record company talked us into doing it and thank God it worked.”



“Endless Love” Diana Ross & Lionel Richie

Hot 100 Peak: No. 1 for nine weeks (1981)

Producer Jon Peters and director Franco Zeffirelli asked Lionel Richie to compose an instrumental along the lines of the theme from “Love Story” for their movie starring Brooke Shields. When Zeffirelli changed his mind and asked Richie if he would add lyrics, the Motown star agreed to write some. Then Zeffirelli made one more request – to add a female singer, someone like Diana Ross.


Romantic love text messages for your lovers

Here come the romantic love text messages for your lovers

  • Sometimes, caring is better than loving. Sometimes, tea is better than coffee. Sometimes, smile is better than laughter, but nobody is better than you, finding time to text me.
  • It’s hard to trust and it’s hard to cry. It’s hard to love and later say goodbye… but it’s much harder to say no, but that is life’s way of making our hearts grow.
  • You are the one person in this world that I would never trade with anyone else. You’ve given me memories so unique in you and what else?! Guess they’ll never understand unless they get the chance to get to know you.
  • Having been committed to love someone means losing the opportunity of having others love you. So, be sure that the person you’re committed to deserves your love and is worthy of your sacrifice.
  • Love isn’t about two people holding each other and never letting go. It’s about two people holding hands while they embrace the world and go through the best and worst in life.

    When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach the end of the road. But when you walked with me, I wish the road would never end because I would rather be lost with you than to reach the end without you.


  • In times of trouble, or when you feel that no one cares for you, don’t forget that whenever a tear falls from your eyes, two tears fall from mine, that’s how much I care.
  • I wonder why just when I learned to wait, it was when you never came. I wonder just when I learned to laugh, you made me cry. And just when I’ve learned to love you so much, it was when you walk away.
  • Walk with me when you feel your heart needs company. Take my hand when you feel all alone. Turn to me when you need someone to lean on coz I’m a friend you can always depend on.
  • Whenever I make your phone beep, I know that at one part you’ve uttered “Ikaw lang pala.” and I couldn’t blame you for that. But at anytime, I just want you to know that this “lang” cares for you so much.
  • If you want to know how much God loves you, try to catch every single raindrop. The ones you catch is how much you love God and the ones you miss is how much God loves you.

    Unexpectedly, you came into my life. We started as strangers and doesn’t even know that both of us exists. Now that I knew you, I have realized the beauty of expecting the unexpected


  • There was a timeI fell in love with someone very special. I told myself that I’ll never give up on that person, but one day, I did. Why? Finally, I realized, it’s time to be kind to myself and allow what is not meant for me to go to where it belong!
  • You may not need me now, not today, not tomorrow, maybe not ever, but even if for just one moment you feel alone…please remember, I’m just here.
  • You never know who really cares for you until your whole world gets too dark. If you fall into pieces, look at your side, someone is there watching out for your hand, just take it, its mine!
  • If you could be a part of my body, I’ll let you be my heart! For I want you to be the one who beats and to be the center of all my emotions and be the last one to stop when I’m gone.

    I made a painting but it was left in black and white, until I found you. Now it’s complete and full of colours. I call this painting of mine, “MY LIFE”. Thanks for being part of it.


  • Life is so short to waste time for someone who’s unworthy for your love. It’s so sad when the right person will not be able to search for you coz you’re too busy all your life making the wrong person right for you.
  • May your salty days be peppered with spicy love, may you bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields under a vanilla sky. Have a yummy morning! Good morning!


Sweet Love Text Messages For Lovers

Sweet love text messages are good for reminding lovers how important is their love to each other, lovers may not see one another at every time but through sweet text messages they will always be in contact at every time they desire to hear one another. Work may even prevent you as lover to make call to your hubby of sweetie but you can always have the opportunity to send them love messages through text.

  • My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that’s why I’m here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.
  • The easiest part was getting to know you. The hardest part was being away from you. The best part is when we’re together.
  • God puts certain person in our lives for a reason, and whatever God had in mind for bringing you into mine, I don’t really mind. I’m just thankful He did!
  • I know your life can go on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can survive without me. But even if you turn me away, I will still stay with you and will always be your friend.
  • Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, it even fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
  • The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along.
  • A woman was in love with an ugly guy. Her friend asked her, “Why him?” Then, the woman replied immediately, “if only you can borrow my eyes, then you’ll see how handsome he is.”
  • Judge: Why did you kill your husband? Wife: He fetched me from the office, took me to bedroom, removed my clothes, laid me on the bed, spread my legs and said… “joke, joke, joke!”
  • Sometimes, love makes a big scar in your heart, but don’t let it stain your life, it only means, the bigger the scar you had, the better you’ve loved.
  • There is no such thing as coincidence! People met for a special reason. But whatever it is, I’m so glad I have you in my life! Clueless? Oh come on! Let’s just say that we are meant to befriend.
  • Love is a noble act of self-giving. The more you love, the more you lose a part of you. Yet you do not become less of who you are, but you end up being complete
  • Never worry about how you tell someone you love them. Just go ahead and say it. The word “I love you” could never come out wrong. The only wrong way to say it would be not saying it at all.
  • When mean people hurt you, think of them as sandpapers. They may rub and scratch you painfully, but eventually, you will end up smooth and polished while they end up worthless.
  • Love isn’t about luxurious things in the world. It isn’t about driving a BMW, nor living in New York. Love is about that someday, you two will be able to reach your dreams, helping out each other. Love is about trust, even if everything falters. Love is about giving without expecting anything. Love is about sharing happiness and pain as well. Love is about accepting that person even if others can’t. Love is about holding on, even if all else fail.
  • If one star will fall everytime I miss you, all stars will be out of the sky now. So, if ever there be no more stars tonight, it’s all your fault, you make me miss you so much.
  • If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: “Like this!”:)
  • If you could choose between life and death you would almost rather die, love is fun but hurts so much the price you pay is high. And so I say don’t fall in love, you will get hurt before you’re through. You see my friend, I ought to know, I fell in love with you.
  • I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me… you cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off the window, I ain’t jump. Instead, I’ll catch you with my arms and hug you tight!
  • When the time comes I can’t smile anymore, don’t worry about me, I know what to do. I’ll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.

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