Equation ‘can predict happiness’

By Melissa Hogenboom

Science reporter, BBC News


Members of the Brighton Swimming Club take advantage of an early summer to visit the beach
It has long been known that happiness depends on many different life circumstances.

Now scientists have developed a mathematical equation that can predict momentary delight.

They found that participants were happiest when they performed better than expected during a risk-reward task.

Brain scans also revealed that happiness scores correlated with areas known to be important for well-being.

The team says the equation, published in PNAS Journal, could be used to look at mood disorders and happiness on a mass scale. It could also help the UK government analyse statistics on well-being, which they have collected since 2010.

Happiness equation


The equation looks at expectations, rewards and past outcomes
“We can look at past decisions and outcomes and predict exactly how happy you will say you are at any point in time,” said lead author Dr Robb Rutledge from University College London.

“The brain is trying to figure out what you should be doing in the world to get rewards, so all the decisions, expectations and the outcomes are information it’s using to make sure you make good decisions in the future. All of the recent expectations and rewards combine to determine your current state of happiness,” he told BBC News.

Think of going to a restaurant for example, having low expectations may improve your dining experience if the food is better than expected. But having positive expectations may improve your happiness before the meal even starts because of your anticipation of the event.

Britain’s Mohamed Farah wins the men’s 5,000m final at the athletics event of the London 2012 Olympic Games
“This is the best moment of my life” said Mo Farah when he won the men’s 5,000m final in London 2012
To build the mathematical model, the team analysed the results of 26 people doing a task in which, over repeated trials, they chose between definite and risky monetary rewards. Every few trials they were asked to report their level of happiness.

Participants’ brains were also scanned using fMRI (functional magnetic resonance imaging).

Activity in two areas of the brain correlated positively with happiness scores; these were the ventral striatum – a main source of dopamine neurons – and the insula, an area of the brain known to be important for several emotions including happiness.

The striatum was associated with changes in happiness and the insula with overall levels of happiness.

The equation was then applied to over 18,000 people who played a smartphone risk-reward game in The Great Brain Experiment app, which was recently shown to be a reliable way of studying cognitive behaviour.

While the experiment was far more simplistic than real world events, Dr Rutledge said that like in real life, the subjects took risks in order to gain rewards.

“We were pleased to see that our equation did a good job of explaining happiness. Even over this wide range of participants, there is a surprisingly consistent relationship between rewards, expectations, and happiness.

“I’m hopeful this mathematical equation lets us get a better understanding of things we all care about, like how happy we are in general,” he added

Commenting on the work, Tom Stafford a cognitive scientist at the University of Sheffield, said it was impressive that the equation could predict happiness with such accuracy, “especially given how unpredictable humans are”.

“The importance of this study is the way it knits together brain activity, a computational account of reward and large-scale crowd sourcing of data on how people feel,” added Dr Stafford.

But he said that it was not clear that the equation could give insight into some of the “big questions” of happiness in real life, like which partner to chose.

Smiling group
Another independent researcher, Prof Andrew Oswald, a behavioural economist at the University of Warwick, said it was striking that brain patterns matched people’s answers in happiness surveys.

“The study also finds that your immediate sense of happiness depends on the size of the gap between what you achieve and what you expect. That makes good intuitive sense. It also fits with a great deal of statistical work by economists showing that happiness and job satisfaction is influenced by a person’s relative pay,” Prof Oswald told BBC News.

“If you want to know how happy I am, don’t ask me my salary. Ask me how my salary compares to other professors or to my own salary in the past. It is the gap – whether positive or negative – that really matters. We are all creatures of comparisons and are thus prisoners of implicit expectations.”

Those without a maths degree may find it difficult to read the equation but anybody can take part in the mobile risk-reward game, which will in turn contribute more data to the project.

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I Love You in 100 Different Languages


Who knows? There could be a time you might need the magic of  these three little words as you travel the world.

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) 
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem 
Bambara - M’bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan - T’estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i 
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a 
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche - U kamakutu nu
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) 
Cree - Kisakihitin 
Creole - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) 
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki’
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Frisian - Ik hald fan dy 
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S’agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo 
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe 
To female
 - “ani ohev otach” (said by male) “ohevet Otach” (said by female)
To male - “ani ohev otcha” (said by male) “Ohevet ot’cha” (said by female)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw 
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene 
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida 
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer 
Macedonian - Te Sakam 
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu 
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok 
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh’ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda
 - Jeg elsker deg
Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort 
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - „,/ (represents position of fingers when signing ‘I Love You’)
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan 
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe 
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu 
Thai - Phom rak khun
Tunisian - Ha eh bak 
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo 
Vietnamese - To female – Anh ye^u em 
Welsh - ‘Rwy’n dy garu di 
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zuni - Tom ho’ ichema


21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

You never know when it’s going to happen, but it always does.

1. Bubbleman:


2. These three:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

3. Rocket Man:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

4. Anyone who has tried to get to know a squirrel a little better:

Anyone who has tried to get to know a squirrel a little better:

5. The person filming this world record attempt:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

6. Anyone who thought this was a good idea:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

7. Anyone and everyone who has practiced volleyball in their bedroom:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

8. Anyone who has bought a dress on eBay:

Anyone who has bought a dress on eBay:

9. The Locker Whisperer:

The Locker Whisperer:

10. This poor soul:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

11. Anyone who has lost a fight with a trash can:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

12. Anyone this generous:

Anyone this generous:

13. This guy who unfortunately wasn’t hungry for soccer ball:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

14. The person who first tweeted this:

The person who first tweeted this:

And then this:

And then this:

15. Anyone with a personal vendetta against signs:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

16. The high-flyin’, death-defyin’, swingin’ bros:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

17. Every single adult who has tried to use a swing set:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

18. This person who should not be allowed near electronics:

This person who should not be allowed near electronics:

19. Anyone who has tried to buffer surf:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson

20. This graduate:

21 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson


21. And the perpetrator of the crime of the century:

And the perpetrator of the crime of the century:

Via fpost

34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience

Reddit users were asked to sum up their first time with a GIF. The responses were magnificent.posted on 

by  BuzzFeed
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
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34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
Via puu.sh
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience
34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience

34. And the worst GIF.

34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience

Cute Love sms text Messages

Without Love — dayz are
Without Love — dayz are
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

Love sms Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful
Love sms Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
Love sms When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
Love smsWrite on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
Love sms If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
Love sms I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
Love sms First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
Love sms If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
Love sms I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
Love sms if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Love sms If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me.. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
Love sms Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Love sms Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
Love sms You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
Love sms circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
Love sms L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
Love sms You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you arealways running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
Love sms can I have “U”?
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
Love sms you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?
Love smsLove is like a golden chain
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!By Ikram Marwat
Love smssweet as a rose bud bright
sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1By Ikram Marwat
Love smsI have liked many but loved
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.By Ikram Marwat
Love smsSometimes My eyes get jealouse
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz…..You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. By Waseem
Love smsuv been called b4 cupids
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?By Ikram Marwat
Love sms I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your placeBy Ikram Marwat
Love smsUr only mine wen i dream.wen
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsI believe that God above
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsGirl ur clever girl ur smart.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! By Ikram Marwat
Love smstoday a few drops of blood
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was “There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.By shehran ayub
Love smsL is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love By fortuneteller91
Love smsLove is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving By Arsh

Remember me like pressed flower
Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life… sonu verma

My love that shall not die
My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow oldby shumaila

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long timeby Saima

My love for you is a journey
My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never By Puja

Dont give password of our Love
Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password “I LOVE U” It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.Byshaheryar.

postman said it was too big !!!!!
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
Love sms If the people we love are stolen away
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin’them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever…
Love sms the hardest thing in life
the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
Love smsPush down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me… that is sweet of you …… Very sweet indeed …. You can stop now ….. You really miss me, hé :-) …. me too
Love sms In the morning I do not eat
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Love sms I would like to be a tear
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
Love sms It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!

Love sms 3 words made my heart beat faster
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
Love sms To the whole world you are somebody
To the whole world you are somebody….but to somebody you are the whole world
Love sms how can I be lonely
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
Love sms Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
Love smsIf I would get a rose for every
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, … thinking of youBy Ikram Marwat
Love smsLonely? no, how can I be lo
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love youBy Ikram Marwat
Love smsThey learned me that one hours
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsFar away from here, totally
Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.By Ikram Marwat
Love smsa sweet little rabbit
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses…By Ikram Marwat
Love smsIf a raindrop would mean ..
If a raindrop would mean … I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it wouldrain all day !By Ikram Marwat
Love smsUll always be mine 4 now
Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always love u!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsIve got ur bak & uve got mine
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my love & my bestfriend By Ikram Marwat
Love smsUve won my love now
Uve won my love now I love u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsAccidents do happen.i slip-
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u By Ikram Marwat

you are also my best friend!
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
Love sms Broken hearts have no spare parts
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has no spare parts
Love sms Last night one tear dropped out of my eyes
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
Love smsI love two things
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
Love sms no such darling whom I love
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
Love sms If I die and go to heaven
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
Love sms You are always in my heart
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

Love sms There Were Times You Make Me Cry.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry… Looking 4 A Reason Why… There Were Times You Make Me Fly…Stay With Me Until I Die…Stay With Me…
Love sms I am looking for a word.
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says…that you are the best !!!
Love sms When the night comes, look at the sky.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!
Love sms Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
Love smshey! if the sun forgets
hey! if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure that i can nver forget u BY ALA
Love smsred is 4 blood,blood
red is 4 blood,blood is 4 heart ,heart is 4 love,love is 4 u and ur 4 meBY ALA
Love smsGod saw me hungry he created
God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me BY ALA
Love smswhat is love? it is a model
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn’t happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much BY ALA
Love smseyes without tears
eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could that be possible? BY ALA
Love smssome times mu heart ask me
some times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA
Love smsYou know dat i wont do u rong,
You know dat i wont do u rong, dis love i feel is far too strong, cuz now ive waited far too long, u cant just lead me on, dont jus talk..Make it Happen By Mulla
Love smsYou r like the Sunshine so
You r like the Sunshine so warm,You r like Sugar so sweet,You r like You….& thats the reason why i love u…….By Zarak
Love smsI,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Crazily, Think about you!By Zeeshan-dhk
Love smsThe best and most beautiful
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart By N.W.KHAN
Love smsNo one escapes from love,
No one escapes from love,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
We feel we’ll never be apart. By N.W.KHAN
Love smsTime will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me By Shano
Love smsIf a smile could be a raindrop
If a smile could be a raindrop,I wish that it keeps raining throughout your life so there would be no place for tears in your life. By Mukhoji
Love sms What is a flower without
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you By Ikram Marwat
Love smsTomorrow there is an other
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i’d rather spend with you….without you there is no joy, only pain!By Ikram Marwat
Love smsMy Love,Words however special.
My Love,Words however special… could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.By Ikram Marwat

Twitter Pick-up Lines!

Twitter Pick-up Lines!

It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

If you were a tweet, I’d favorite you, but I wouldn’t retweet you. I don’t want to share you with anyone else.

If you were a tweet, you’d be my only favorite.

Babe in my mind, you’re always trending.

I usually don’t follow someone on the first night, but for you I’ll make an exception.

Every breath you take… every tweet you make… I’ll be following you.

A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!

If you go out with me, I promise I’ll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!

Follow me so I can DM you “tweet” dreams.

I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!

Twitter needs a fire department, because you’re smokin’!

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?

You must be in a wrong place… the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.

Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

You’ve got me feeling twitterpated!

Girl you’re so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!

I could read your random thoughts all night long.

Hey, I just followed you… and this is crazy… but follow me back… so I can DM you baby!

I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart… I’m here to apply!

Car and Truck Pick-up Lines!

Car and Truck Pick-up Lines!

If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.

Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system?  I need directions to get into your pants.

Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?

Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.

I need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.

Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.

I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

Ever had sex in bucket seats?

Do you know what the difference is between you and my car?  I’d love to wreck you.

My nuts are made of titanium.

Would you like to blow my headgasket?

Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your highbeams on… yet.

Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?


Music Pick-up Lines

Music Pick-up Lines for Musicians and Band Geeks!

If I were a drum I’d let you bang me all night long!

You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!

This cello isn’t the only big wood between my legs.

Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin’ me horny!

I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?

Let’s make some sweet music together, honey.

You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.

I can make you hit all the high notes!

You had me at cello.

Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?

Would you like to play my organ?

I’d like to finger your fret board.

Flute players provide some cheap trills.

I C Major potential in us getting together.

Good boys deserve more than just fudge.

Girl, you give me a tromboner.

Save a drum, bang a drummer.

This reed isn’t the only thing I can get wet.

That’s a nice set of mallets you have.

Damn girl, you’re lookin’ sharp!

I’d love to strum your g-string

I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn’t mean I can’t show you a good time.

Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?

The pads on my MPC2000XL aren’t the only thing I’ll be banging tonight.

My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.

I bet that flute isn’t the only thing you know how to blow.

Slow down girl, you’re giving me a woodwind.

You wanna grease my slide?

You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you’re just perfect!

I bet we’d get into some serious Treble together.

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long!

Let’s play a love game. I’ll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I’ll let you take a ride on my disco stick.


Suggestive and Dirty Pick-up Lines!

Suggestive and Dirty Pick-up Lines!

Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!

I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.

Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ between ‘F’ and ‘CK’

F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Laura?

Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.

Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.

What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ‘em hot and leave ‘em wet!

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!

Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

“Do you like cherries?” [No.] “Ok, can I have yours?”

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.

Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I’ll throw you my meat.

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”

At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?

Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

I’m not Asian but I’ll still eat your cat.

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

I have a job for you, but it blows!

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.

Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

You’re so hot you could make a deceased man’s dick rise from the dead!

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.

Do you work at the wood store? Cause I could’ve sworn you gave me wood before.

Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.

I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…

Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the f**k outta me!

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

Do you like jewels? [Yes/No] well, suck my dick, it’s a gem.

They say sex is a killer… Do you want to die happy?

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.

So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.

If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

We’re out of bleach. Do you want to go in the janitor’s closet and make out?

There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

What do you like for breakfast?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.

You remind me of a championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Do you take Visa?

Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

You are the reason that god invented boners.

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

If you’re feeling down, I can fill you up.

There are so many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talking?

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns?

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

I’m a burglar and I’m gonna smash your backdoor in.

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.

I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!

You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I’ll put my head in your mouth.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

[Look down at your crotch] It’s not just going to suck itself.

I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

[Hold up a screw] Wanna screw?

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?

[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.

How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

“I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?.” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceburg!” you do down.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

I’m easy. Are you?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.

I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help…

Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?

Hey baby, I’ll f**k you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we’re done.

Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.

Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?

I just popped a Viagra. So, we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna f**k you.

Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?

I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.

Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that.

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”

How much will $20 get me?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines… nice tits.

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?

Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!

I’m with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.

I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!

I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

You wanna go out this weekend?

[Sorry, I have a boyfriend]

I have a math test tomorrow


Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!